Harry Potter, The Famous Potter Arse
James says Remus isn't getting it.
Harry Potter, Just That Sort (The Epiphany Remix)
Lily is just that sort of girlfriend, and James is just that sort of best mate.
Harry Potter, Nicked It
"Remus, I'm sorry I shouted at you," Lily protested in horror, "but it doesn't have anything to do with Potter! Well, it did, but not because he's not having me! Which he isn't!"
Harry Potter, Being Furry Is Fucking Aces
It's just a normal full moon until Moony discovers some pretty flowers.
Harry Potter, Nobody Can Understand These Damn Directions
In which Sirius pays for saying "oh, it's just the once, Moony, I bet it'll be fine if we go without just the once."
Harry Potter, Third Party Loyalties
Percy's been promoted, but even he can't ignore how the Minister of Magic isn't what he pretends to be, and Draco won't get the hell out of his office.
Harry Potter, I’ll Be Goddabbed
Lily's put up with more than any reasonable woman should have to.
Harry Potter, Other Outlets
Cedric seems to be spying on Oliver's practice.
Harry Potter, Choke On It
There's some shouting in the locker room.
Harry Potter, Sirius is Winning a Lot of Money Here Tonight
Sirius thinks Draco is pretty.
Harry Potter, Be Impressed That I Remembered Stubby Boardman’s Name
It's all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed.
Harry Potter, First Time
It didn't turn out quite as Lily and Remus expected.
Harry Potter, I’m Too Old
Somehow, they got old.
Harry Potter, Woke Up in the Hospital a Week Later
Oliver doesn't understand what Percy is on about when there's Quidditch to be played.
Harry Potter, Welcome to the Revolution
James asks Peter what he thinks about their girlfriends sleeping together.
Harry Potter, Housepets
Motorbikes are not pets, is Remus's opinion.
Harry Potter, Doing Your Duty as a Head Boy
This isn't Harry and Draco's fault.
Harry Potter, With the Naked Eye
Sirius has a glitter crisis.
Harry Potter, Every Werewolf Has His Price
Sirius has to pay his dues.
Harry Potter, The Most Ridiculous First Name I’ve Ever Heard
Remus Lupin isn't really sure himself what happened in those years.
Harry Potter, Snake in the Grass
Moody doesn't appreciate the interruption.
Harry Potter, Lucky Break
Maybe it's the painkillers talking, but Lily is pleased with how it all turned out.
Harry Potter, Malfoys Keep It in the Family
The list of things Malfoys don't do is endless.
Harry Potter, Head of the Class
Who's going to notice one more Memory Charm on Longbottom? (Remus/Neville)
Harry Potter, Isn’t It Ironic
Sex apparently brings out the philosopher in Hagrid. (Hagrid/Fudge)
Harry Potter, Five Small Words
On 10/31/81, Sirius makes a chance confession that may save them both if Remus gets his act together. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, The Best of All of Us
Sirius and Harry run a parallel course. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Turnabout
Draco doesn't feel very Slytherin of late. (Harry/Terry)
Harry Potter, Animals Need Affection and Love
Peter has a close call and becomes an activist. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Final Solutions
Nothing seems to be getting through to Remus now that Sirius is gone again. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Minimum Requirements
Draco once stumbled upon the Room of Requirement. (Gen)
Harry Potter, It’s For Later
Harry doesn't understand Terry's sudden interest in photography. (Harry/Terry)
Harry Potter, Hem HEM!
Obviously the squid would want some compensation. (Umbridge/Squid)
Harry Potter, As Long As It Takes
Lily's woken up in the course of Prefectly duties. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Pay Up, Gents
James has the proof. (James/Lily)
Harry Potter, Photogenic Confessions
Lily tries to confess, with some evidence to back up her story. (James/Lily)
Harry Potter, All the Comforts of Home
Lupin Lodge didn't name itself, you know. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, Something’s Afoot in Gryffindor Tower
Ginny has a foot fetish. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Other Means of Communication
Sirius chooses letter carriers for more than just fancy plumage. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, Subconscious Desires
Sirius can't get any post out, and Peter does relevant research. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, Seriously
James wants to know how long. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, True Colors
McGonagall attempts for some group understanding and communication. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Eyeliner
Sirius discovers glam. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, The Scent of Blood
Ron could stand to get a clue. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Moving In
Sirius is hot and sweaty. Remus is less than appreciative. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, A Prickly Situation
Ginny's made a prickly little friend. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Return of the Dark Lord
Harry and Ron have worked out quite the floor show. (Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter, A Bloody Dream Come True
Ron and Harry have a little accident while dueling, and both find out what it's like to be the other from the inside. (Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco)
Gargoyles, Oh Baby
Elisa has some news for Goliath, Brooklyn might be interested as well, and Hudson has a dim view of what this means for the rest of the clan. (Goliath/Elisa, Brooklyn/Angela)
Harry Potter, You Only Need One Spell if You Can Do it Properly!
Harry's going to have fun whether he likes it or not. (Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter, The Truth About Weasleys
After sleeping with Ron, Hermione finds out about unexpected consequences. (Ron/Hermione)
Roswell, Professional Ass
The Roswell gang gets their first college papers back. (Gen, AU)