Harry Potter, Choke On It
There's some shouting in the locker room.
There's some shouting in the locker room.
Sirius thinks Draco is pretty.
It's all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed.
It didn't turn out quite as Lily and Remus expected.
Somehow, they got old.
Oliver doesn't understand what Percy is on about when there's Quidditch to be played.
James asks Peter what he thinks about their girlfriends sleeping together.
Motorbikes are not pets, is Remus's opinion.
This isn't Harry and Draco's fault.
Sirius has a glitter crisis.
Sirius has to pay his dues.
Remus Lupin isn't really sure himself what happened in those years.
Moody doesn't appreciate the interruption.
Maybe it's the painkillers talking, but Lily is pleased with how it all turned out.
The list of things Malfoys don't do is endless.
Who's going to notice one more Memory Charm on Longbottom? (Remus/Neville)
Sex apparently brings out the philosopher in Hagrid. (Hagrid/Fudge)
On 10/31/81, Sirius makes a chance confession that may save them both if Remus gets his act together. (Remus/Sirius)
Sirius and Harry run a parallel course. (Gen)
Draco doesn't feel very Slytherin of late. (Harry/Terry)
Peter has a close call and becomes an activist. (Gen)
Nothing seems to be getting through to Remus now that Sirius is gone again. (Gen)
Draco once stumbled upon the Room of Requirement. (Gen)
Harry doesn't understand Terry's sudden interest in photography. (Harry/Terry)
Obviously the squid would want some compensation. (Umbridge/Squid)
Lily's woken up in the course of Prefectly duties. (Gen)
James has the proof. (James/Lily)
Lily tries to confess, with some evidence to back up her story. (James/Lily)
Lupin Lodge didn't name itself, you know. (Remus/Sirius)
Ginny has a foot fetish. (Gen)
Sirius chooses letter carriers for more than just fancy plumage. (Remus/Sirius)
Sirius can't get any post out, and Peter does relevant research. (Remus/Sirius)
James wants to know how long. (Remus/Sirius)
McGonagall attempts for some group understanding and communication. (Gen)
Sirius discovers glam. (Remus/Sirius)
Ron could stand to get a clue. (Gen)
Sirius is hot and sweaty. Remus is less than appreciative. (Remus/Sirius)
Ginny's made a prickly little friend. (Gen)
Harry and Ron have worked out quite the floor show. (Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny)
Ron and Harry have a little accident while dueling, and both find out what it's like to be the other from the inside. (Ron/Hermione, Harry/Draco)
Elisa has some news for Goliath, Brooklyn might be interested as well, and Hudson has a dim view of what this means for the rest of the clan. (Goliath/Elisa, Brooklyn/Angela)
Harry's going to have fun whether he likes it or not. (Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny)
After sleeping with Ron, Hermione finds out about unexpected consequences. (Ron/Hermione)
The Roswell gang gets their first college papers back. (Gen, AU)