Harry Potter, And Then The Dark Lord Went Blam
I think the title says it all, really.
I think the title says it all, really.
What could Oliver Wood, Weasley lover extraordinaire, possibly have to say to 'I don't know any of you anymore' Percy?
Draco does not like the way Harry and Neville are looking at him at all.
James apparently missed the footnote about Animagi panicking.
Harry's got a little crush on an Order member, and Bill's starting to think it isn't a half-bad idea.
James isn't the first. Or the second. Or even the third.
Percy's bed is not as he left it.
Neville's had a rough day. He needs to unwind.
Sirius isn't, much as he'd like to be.
James has completely lost control of this entire situation.
Remus doesn't mind letting Hermione's presentation run long.
Molly makes demands. Remus obliges the terms of the demands, if not the spirit.
James says Remus isn't getting it.
"Remus, I'm sorry I shouted at you," Lily protested in horror, "but it doesn't have anything to do with Potter! Well, it did, but not because he's not having me! Which he isn't!"
Sirius is a dirty boy. Bill has tricks.
Harry and Neville ask Remus for a practical demonstration.
Remus is forced to do his Boggart lesson apart from the other Gryffindors, and his Boggart gives James more blackmail material than should be legal. How far will Remus go to keep Sirius from finding out what's he's most afraid of?
Sirius and Peter spend a little quality time.
Remus is attempting to make a grocery list.
Sirius really isn't in a position to refuse. Azkaban and all.
Something is up with Severus' breakfast utensil.
Percy's been promoted, but even he can't ignore how the Minister of Magic isn't what he pretends to be, and Draco won't get the hell out of his office.
Parvati and Lavender polish more than crystal balls.
Cedric seems to be spying on Oliver's practice.
Harry knows the sounds of Weasleys plotting when he hears it.
Hermione hates Draco. Hate hate hate hate hate.
You don't cuddle with Draco Malfoy. You strap yourself in and feel the gs.
There's some shouting in the locker room.
Sirius thinks Draco is pretty.
It's all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed.
It didn't turn out quite as Lily and Remus expected.
Remus needs to talk to Lily a moment.
Whether this is the worst idea ever is up for debate.
James asks Peter what he thinks about their girlfriends sleeping together.
Hermione thinks boys are for losers.
James hates 7 AM Quidditch practice.
Ginny's been noticing a lot of interesting things.
Remus is a hunter after all.
Lavender's had enough.
Harry and Remus find out exactly what's been going on with Draco.
Moody doesn't appreciate the interruption.
Maybe it's the painkillers talking, but Lily is pleased with how it all turned out.
The list of things Malfoys don't do is endless.
Who's going to notice one more Memory Charm on Longbottom? (Remus/Neville)
Sex apparently brings out the philosopher in Hagrid. (Hagrid/Fudge)
Molly tells Arthur to get a new Halloween costume. (Gen)
Harry apparently had a rough night. (Harry/Voldemort)
Draco doesn't feel very Slytherin of late. (Harry/Terry)
Dog instincts, you know. (James/Padfoot)
Molly finds more than she bargained for under Charlie's bed. (Gen)
Draco once stumbled upon the Room of Requirement. (Gen)
Harry doesn't understand Terry's sudden interest in photography. (Harry/Terry)
Obviously the squid would want some compensation. (Umbridge/Squid)
Remus puts his Timeturner to illicit use. (Remus/Remus)
Ginny has a foot fetish. (Gen)
Well, Muggles seem to enjoy it. (Ron/Draco)
Several days ago, Hermione had made some bizarre comment about how Millicent had begun ‘growing into her body’, but Harry hadn’t thought anything of it at the time. (Millicent/Hermione)
Hermione wants to practice her technique. (Hermione/Harry)
Harry and Ron have worked out quite the floor show. (Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny)
Snape makes a troubling announcement in class. (Harry/Snape)