Harry Potter, Nicked It
"Remus, I'm sorry I shouted at you," Lily protested in horror, "but it doesn't have anything to do with Potter! Well, it did, but not because he's not having me! Which he isn't!"
Harry Potter, I Know a Trick or Two
Sirius is a dirty boy. Bill has tricks.
InuYasha, Fucking Humans
Inuyasha doesn't understand humans at all.
Harry Potter, Traditions of the First Order
Harry and Neville ask Remus for a practical demonstration.
Harry Potter, He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Boggart
Remus is forced to do his Boggart lesson apart from the other Gryffindors, and his Boggart gives James more blackmail material than should be legal. How far will Remus go to keep Sirius from finding out what's he's most afraid of?
Harry Potter, Petal to the Metal
Harry likes Neville's romantic side.
Harry Potter, A Few Of My Favorite Things
Harry thinks there's a lot of things to love about spring.
Harry Potter, The Warm Fuzzies
Sirius and Peter spend a little quality time.
Harry Potter, Not For the Faint of Art
Seamus has been having a bit of fun at Dean's expense, involving volatile art supplies.
Harry Potter, Being Checked Twice
Remus is attempting to make a grocery list.
Harry Potter, Conjugal Visits
Sirius really isn't in a position to refuse. Azkaban and all.
Harry Potter, Full Crow Moon
The moon pulls more than tides.
Harry Potter, Being Furry Is Fucking Aces
It's just a normal full moon until Moony discovers some pretty flowers.
Harry Potter, Nobody Can Understand These Damn Directions
In which Sirius pays for saying "oh, it's just the once, Moony, I bet it'll be fine if we go without just the once."
Harry Potter, Backs to the Wall
Pretty much everybody is screwed up. Fucking ensues.
Harry Potter, There Is No Spoon
Something is up with Severus' breakfast utensil.
Harry Potter, Just Blow On It
Oliver's sustaining Quidditch-related damage, but the cure is almost worse than the condition. Percy offers medical assistance.
Harry Potter, Third Party Loyalties
Percy's been promoted, but even he can't ignore how the Minister of Magic isn't what he pretends to be, and Draco won't get the hell out of his office.
Harry Potter, Rubbed the Right Way
Parvati and Lavender polish more than crystal balls.
Harry Potter, Foolish Confessions
Remus has a demand that has dire consequence for Sirius refusing.
Harry Potter, Pajamas With Snitches On
Harry discovers something about his boyfriend too cute to let alone.
Harry Potter, Closer to Fine
Harry is going off the deep end.
Harry Potter, I’ll Be Goddabbed
Lily's put up with more than any reasonable woman should have to.
Harry Potter, Skins (The Bodies Under Siege Remix)
Sirius doesn’t believe in apologies, but it’s going to take something huge to make up for the Shack incident. Meanwhile, with his big secret revealed, Remus is creating new ones.
Harry Potter, Climbing Black Into Bed
There's only one good thing about 5 AM Astronomy.
Harry Potter, Anything For Fashion
Sirius is bored, which is never a good thing for McGonagall's shoes.
Harry Potter, Other Outlets
Cedric seems to be spying on Oliver's practice.
Harry Potter, It’s All in the Kneepads
Harry knows the sounds of Weasleys plotting when he hears it.
Harry Potter, What Do You Need Toes For Anyway?
Percy can't have an owl, but his brothers work something out.
Harry Potter, Five Points For Permanent Mental Damage
Hermione hates Draco. Hate hate hate hate hate.
Harry Potter, Strap Yourself In
You don't cuddle with Draco Malfoy. You strap yourself in and feel the gs.
Harry Potter, Flakes
Sirius likes the snow.
Harry Potter, Choke On It
There's some shouting in the locker room.
Harry Potter, Gone Straight To His Head
Sirius isn't sure how he got into his pants.
Harry Potter, Some Things Never Change
Turns out Percy's been to more Quidditch games than he thought.
Harry Potter, Sirius is Winning a Lot of Money Here Tonight
Sirius thinks Draco is pretty.
Harry Potter, Shouting Match
It was unclear which of them was more surprised.
Harry Potter, Be Impressed That I Remembered Stubby Boardman’s Name
It's all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed.
Harry Potter, Backing Up Your Threats
Remus puts his foot down with James and Sirius.
Harry Potter, First Time
It didn't turn out quite as Lily and Remus expected.
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Heartbreaker
Remus needs to talk to Lily a moment.
Harry Potter, I’m Too Old
Somehow, they got old.
Harry Potter, Lust Potion
Whether this is the worst idea ever is up for debate.
Harry Potter, And Then There’s the After-Party
Lily is the Marauders' first fangirl and also is going to murder Remus.
Harry Potter, Woke Up in the Hospital a Week Later
Oliver doesn't understand what Percy is on about when there's Quidditch to be played.
Harry Potter, Welcome to the Revolution
James asks Peter what he thinks about their girlfriends sleeping together.
Harry Potter, Painting By Numbers
Lily takes great delight in making Sirius do things the Muggle way.
Harry Potter, Last Maraudes of a Triumph
Remus just has to know.
Harry Potter, Rrrrriiiiiiip!
Hermione does not see the need for this.
Harry Potter, Housepets
Motorbikes are not pets, is Remus's opinion.
Harry Potter, Doing Your Duty as a Head Boy
This isn't Harry and Draco's fault.
Harry Potter, Gender Gap
Hermione thinks boys are for losers.
Harry Potter, Avoidance Tactics
Remus is avoiding Harry.
Harry Potter, Morning Person
James hates 7 AM Quidditch practice.
Harry Potter, With the Naked Eye
Sirius has a glitter crisis.
Harry Potter, Not Even Looking
Ginny's been noticing a lot of interesting things.
Harry Potter, Glitter Me This
Sirius asks for Remus' advice, and it's totally innocent.
Harry Potter, Lightning Has Just Struck My Brain
Things aren't quite adding up for Harry.
Harry Potter, Worthy Prey
Remus is a hunter after all.
Harry Potter, Evening the Score
After the Trick, Sirius just wants things to be even again.
Harry Potter, Swish and Lick
Harry. Neville. Wandsmut. 'nuff said.
Harry Potter, Just Spreading a Bit of Holiday Cheer
Sirius glories in causing botanical problems.
Harry Potter, I Just Can’t Take It!
Lavender's had enough.
Harry Potter, Double Entendre
Peter is noticing some striking parallels.
Harry Potter, Reading Too Much
Sirius is trying desperately to make up for lost time.
Harry Potter, Every Werewolf Has His Price
Sirius has to pay his dues.
Harry Potter, I’ll Take That Under Advisement
Remus hates advisor meetings, and Harry's not making things easier.
Harry Potter, The Most Ridiculous First Name I’ve Ever Heard
Remus Lupin isn't really sure himself what happened in those years.
Harry Potter, I Phelta Thi
Fred and George are trapped in the house and desperate for an outlet.
Harry Potter, Werewolves Mate For Life
Remus is a bottom.
Harry Potter, Everything Goes to Hell
Harry and Remus find out exactly what's been going on with Draco.
Harry Potter, So You Want To Transfigure Yourself a Rock Band
Glam, glitter, guitars, and groping.
Harry Potter, Snake in the Grass
Moody doesn't appreciate the interruption.
Harry Potter, The Master Plan
How Death Eaters amuse themselves while waiting for the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter, A Man of His Word
Harry always says exactly what he means.
Harry Potter, Lucky Break
Maybe it's the painkillers talking, but Lily is pleased with how it all turned out.
Harry Potter, He Who Laughs Last
Some twin confusion.
Harry Potter, Malfoys Keep It in the Family
The list of things Malfoys don't do is endless.
Harry Potter, And What the Hell is Snarry?!
The latest craze sweeps Hogwarts...Snape is skeptical of its artistic value.
Harry Potter, What You Don’t Know
James can't do this. (James/Lily, Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, Head of the Class
Who's going to notice one more Memory Charm on Longbottom? (Remus/Neville)
Harry Potter, Isn’t It Ironic
Sex apparently brings out the philosopher in Hagrid. (Hagrid/Fudge)
Harry Potter, A Shocking Protest
Molly tells Arthur to get a new Halloween costume. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Five Small Words
On 10/31/81, Sirius makes a chance confession that may save them both if Remus gets his act together. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, Marked by the Dark Lord
Harry apparently had a rough night. (Harry/Voldemort)
Harry Potter, Vocal Talent
Harry's got a talent. (Gen)
Harry Potter, The Best of All of Us
Sirius and Harry run a parallel course. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Turnabout
Draco doesn't feel very Slytherin of late. (Harry/Terry)
Harry Potter, Animals Need Affection and Love
Peter has a close call and becomes an activist. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Gone to the Dogs
Dog instincts, you know. (James/Padfoot)
Harry Potter, People Ought To Know
Sirius has a bit of activist in him as well. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Raised By Wolves
Remus's lunch is interrupted by a Quiznos ad. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Permanent Marks
Leaving Sirius alone is apparently not good for his health. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry Potter, And What Long Legs
Molly finds more than she bargained for under Charlie's bed. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Final Solutions
Nothing seems to be getting through to Remus now that Sirius is gone again. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Minimum Requirements
Draco once stumbled upon the Room of Requirement. (Gen)
Harry Potter, It’s For Later
Harry doesn't understand Terry's sudden interest in photography. (Harry/Terry)
Harry Potter, Hem HEM!
Obviously the squid would want some compensation. (Umbridge/Squid)
Harry Potter, As Long As It Takes
Lily's woken up in the course of Prefectly duties. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Pay Up, Gents
James has the proof. (James/Lily)