At this point, Fujigaya drags his feet into the Duet photoshoot every time, because their mission is to make his life hard. (Gen)

Kitayama is sleeping peacefully in the dressing room, sprawled out over the battered couch when the attack happens. (Various Juniors)

Sakuma just wants a nice peaceful day off, is that so much to ask? (Sakuma/Miyadate/Watanabe)

For Kis-My-Ft2, the moment when the reality of debut sinks in is different for all of them, but they all end up in the same place in the end. (gen)

Miyata is weird after the last Yokohama concert and filming. (Miyata/Tamamori)

Fujigaya isn't so pleased with his kouhai as some. (Fujigaya, Totsuka, Tackey)

Four kisses was Hashimoto's tanabata strip. (Hashimoto/ABC)

Ft2 are the senpai, Nika is Leader, Kitayama is the brat, and Senga is Fujigaya's favorite senpai? It must be AU week~ (Kis-My-Ft2)

After Yokoo asks Fujigaya to be his roommate, Fujigaya keeping his crush under wraps becomes more of a challenge. Good thing he has an excellent game face. (Yokoo/Fujigaya)

In the wake of Kis-My-Ft2's debut announcement, Totsuka has had more than enough of being reasonable, and Hashimoto doesn't mind being in the line of fire. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Senga wants to make Tamamori's birthday better than it's been, even if it's Nikaido that gets the most surprised. (Miyata/Tamamori/Nikaido/Senga)

Akira's job is to make Shuuji pay attention to what's important. (Shuuji/Akira)

It's not Tamamori who's causing all the trouble here by getting hot, that's all Miyata's fault. (Miyata/Tamamori)

Even now that Touya sees Shindou all he wants and more, he and Akari still keep their regular tutoring sessions up. (Shindou/Touya, Hikari)

Eight universes, but Miyadate loves Watanabe in every single one of them. (Watanabe/Miyadate)

"You really helped Rikiya-kun get married?" Watanabe says, awed. (Tackey/Tsubasa, Watanabe/Miyadate)

"We'd like to try something new," one of the managers says during the concert planning meeting. (Okamoto, HSJ)

Yokoo wants Nikaido to only belong to him, but he's afraid to make Nikaido choose between him and Kis-My-Ft2. (Yokoo/Nikaido, Yokoo/Nikaido/Senga/Kitayama)

Miyata's always had kind of a crush on Kitayama, but who doesn't? (Miyata/Kitayama)

Miyadate and Watanabe have known each other since kindergarten, but sometimes Watanabe still manages to surprise Miyadate. (Miyadate/Watanabe)

AU: Kitayama discovers Fujigaya the porn star. (Kitayama/Fujigaya)

AU: Kitayama can't sleep, and Fujigaya and Totsuka trash a bunch of fairy tales. (Gen)

AU: If Kitayama had joined as young as Fujigaya, things might have been different. (Gen)

Nikaido seems to get the shaft at every turn during Kisumai's trip to Macau, but at least Senga can make it enjoyable. (Nikaido/Senga)

After the Paraguay/Uruguay World Cup match, Totsuka and Hashimoto abuse Kitayama's couch until he makes demands of his own. (Totsuka/Hashimoto/Kitayama)

Sanada doesn't mind when Nozawa's tsundere. (Sanada/Nozawa)

It's any excuse to play in the snow, with Watanabe. (Watanabe/Miyatadate)

What with Sanada and Nozawa refusing to be boyfriends, and Miyadate and Watanabe being boyfriends all the effing time, Sakuma's finding that being the leader of the official Snowmen study group is not all it's cracked up to be. (Sanada/Nozawa, Watanabe/Miyadate)

Tackey isn't a guy who is all about the subtle gesture. (Tackey/Tsubasa)

Hashimoto's Halloween costume is...disastrous. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Tamamori's costume has an interesting effect on Miyata. (Tamamori/Miyata)

They don't get to do it nearly often enough these days, in Kitayama's opinion. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Nozawa has a lot of complaints, but Sanada doesn't mind addressing them. (Nozawa/Sanada)

The kid is cute enough that James is willing to forgive the purple, shiny suit. (James/Hashimoto)

Between Watanabe and Miyadate, some things never change. (Watanabe/Miyadate)

Nikaido finally gives in and does exactly what Senga's solo shots are begging you to do. (Nikaido/Senga)

Kawai has a genius plan for how his unit can keep themselves from being entirely illegal. (Hashimoto/ABC)

In some universe somewhere, 14-year-old Yabu gets grouped with Hikaru, Nikaido, and Senga in a unit called 2SHY, and somehow they still all grow up into strong, talented adults. (Gen)

Nikaido, Fujigaya, and Tamamori all battle for the title of Kame's sexiest back dancer. (Kame/Kis-My-Ft2)

Nikaido is pushy, Senga is the girl always, Yokoo is old-fashioned, Miyata is easy, and Fujigaya is really pissed off that he didn't get invited. (Miyata/Nikaido, Senga/Yokoo)

Kis-My-Ft2 has a spy at their practice, stealin' Mitsu's moves. (Kitayama/Totsuka, Sanada/Nozawa)

I just wanted an excuse to write a lot of crazy Kisumai pairings. And a Kawai cameo. (OT7, various combinations)

On tour with KAT-TUN, winner fucks loser, and Fujigaya is not an athlete. (Fujigaya/Kis-My-Ft2)

Lately Nikaido's been spending a lot of time with Miyata, and as it turns out, he's not just fooling around. Also features Senga giving fail romantic advice. (Nikaido/Miyata)

Downloading and Purchasing links for Chaotic Butterfly.

Hashimoto shares Totsuka's shower, and Totsuka isn't made of stone. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Miyata's actually pretty pissed off that Tamamori gets himself trapped by fangirls. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Tamamori does a poor job of hiding his interest in Miyata's perm. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Kamenashi likes his pets a little weirder than most, and Tamamori is a perfect example. (Kame/Kis-My-Ft2, Miyata/Tamamori, various Kisumai combinations)

It's not that Totsuka's jealous exactly, it's just that he wishes Hashimoto didn't give himself to people quite so freely. Also the Snowmen are trouble. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

After they get turned into girls by the combined forces of KAT-TUN and NEWS, Arashi does what any grown men would do in their situation. (OT5)

Sooner or later, Yamamoto will figure out that Yara showing up as a girl is not at all an accident. Probably. (Yara/Yamamoto)

Miyasauri make very loyal pets. (Tamamori/Miyasaurus Rex)

Hasshi comes stomping in like some pretty-haired, big-eyed Godzilla, and A.B.C. is Tokyo. (Gen, or Hasshi/ABC)

JE pet store AU for JE100 au week. (Gen)

I don't own TAY*J, but they are my favorite AU of all time. (Yamapi/Jin)

For AU week. In JE, sometimes the more things change, the more they end up exactly like they were. And Nika ends up being the dot again. (Kitayama/Totsuka, Senga/Nikaido, Tamamori, Miyata, various others)

Totsuka Shota, Best Ninja Ever, does not want a ninja partner, does not need a ninja partner, and simply refuses to have a ninja partner. (Totsuka/Hashimoto)

Kis-My-Ft goes to Hollywood to be the next big thing. (Kis-My-Ft2)

For their first tour, Fujigaya has a great idea to win over the crowd, but Nikaido is less than enthusiastic. (Senga/Nikaido)

Logan always has to stay after practice, but tonight he finds out what the others have been up to in his absence. (OT4)

Drunk is a good look on Tamamori. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Tackey and Pi-chan's story is long and winding, much to Jin's annoyance. (Jin/Yamapi)

Jin says it's too hot, and Yamapi makes him reverse his position. (Yamapi/Jin)

Kame meets Yuuko...and Hiromi. (YamaNade)

There's lots of reasons Nozawa prefers sleeping at Sanada's house, and Sanada doesn't want to roleplay. (Sanada/Nozawa)

Sanada wants to know why Nozawa does it, since he doesn't like it. (Sanada/Nozawa)

It's petty, Yokoo knows, but he can't help it. (Yokoo/Kis-My-Ft2)

Jin wanted the random girls, after all, it's not Koki's fault. (Jin, Koki/Fujigaya)

Valentine's Day stresses Koyama out. (Nabesho/senpai)

Nothing in particular special happens on Miyata, Nikaido, and Yokoo's anniversary, but that's kind of what makes it great. (Miyata/Tamamori, Nikaido/Senga, Kitayama/Fujigaya/Yokoo)

The Tamamori/Miyata interlude I wrote for yeska_noka's rollerderby girl AU. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Tamamori's always been able to see the colors, but it still takes him a while to figure out why Miyata's always pink. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Totsuka's nap is roundly interrupted. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

As if getting out of bed the first time isn't hard enough, Miyata makes a strong case for crawling right back in. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Miyata's plan is only this: if he likes Tamamori hard and long enough, Tamamori will like him back. Eventually. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Loveless AU AU, in which Kitayama has Ultraman pajamas and he and Totsuka are bonded when they are tiny instead of in their late teens. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Tackey thinks Tsubasa and Fujigaya have too much time on their hands. (Tsubasa/Fujigaya/Tackey)

Kitayama would have definitely stolen his entire group's Countdown kisses over the years, given half a chance. (Kitayama/Kis-My-Ft2)

This Countdown, Tackey still feels something's missing. (Tackey/Tsubasa)

The first year Kis-My-Ft2 got to be all together for the New Year. (Kitayama/Senga)

Hasshi gets what he wants usually, but even he can't change his birthday to suit his plans for New Year's. (Hashimoto/Totsuka, Hashimoto/A.B.C.)

Nikaido hates the bus. (Nikaido/Senga)

Totsuka's only a tease if he doesn't put out. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Nikaido interrupts Senga's interview for a few choice words. (Nikaido/Senga)

Balcan gets a new boyfriend. (Balcan/Yokoo's Roomba)

Aiba has a favor to ask Jun, and he promises to make it worth Jun's while. (Aiba/Jun)

Hikaru's having trouble with their new love duet, and Yabu provides some inspiration. (Yabu/Hikaru)

Totsuka's been in Johnny's a long time; consequently, his birthday is amazing. (Totsuka/Hashimoto)

Tamamori's mother has an excellent suggestion for Miyata's new idol look. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Tamamori comes by it honestly, at least. (Tamamori/Miyata)

During their last PLAYZONE performance in Osaka, Kis-My-Ft2 comes to grips with the news about their first tour, and Senga has a brilliant idea. (OT7)

Nakatsu's not in a hurry. (Nakatsu/Ashiya)

Fujigaya sulks with plenty of good reason. (Gen)

Kitayama doesn't generally subscribe to things like jealousy or possessiveness. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Miyata hadn't quite imagined Tamamori as the aggressor. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Captain Yamapi is sailing the ocean in search of music, friendship, and member-ai. (Yamapi/Koyama, AU)

Tottsu and Goseki teach Hasshi a lesson about exactly who he belongs to. (Totsuka/Hashimoto/Goseki)

Miyata has something to ask for his birthday, but somehow it's Tamamori whose requests all seem unreasonable in the end. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Kawai's ninja unit isn't thrilled about their new member. (Hasshi/A.B.C.-Z, AU)