Peridot decides to show the internet people how they're doing it wrong; Lapis reads Pretty Hairstylist Vol 6 for the third time. (Peridot, Lapis)

For a whole three seconds, Stan thinks he might have actually gotten it right. (Stan, Mable)

Shino really likes taking his time. [Shino/Seryou]

Twilight Sparkle is all filled up on weird lately, and that's even before she ends up in an alternate world where Applejack is Rainbow Dash's girlfriend instead of hers. (Twilight Sparkle/Applejack, Applejack/Rainbow Dash)

Nobody has been able to get Danno all fired up lately, like Kaori said, and that includes Kaori herself. (Danno/Kaori)

Patrick O'Green was on his stomach near the frog pond, a usual haunt, flicking star sprinkles at any lily pads that happened not to meet his standards. (AU, Gen)

The Nikachu sniffed the air, fur bristling nervously. (Pokemon Crossover)

Akira's job is to make Shuuji pay attention to what's important. (Shuuji/Akira)

The kid is cute enough that James is willing to forgive the purple, shiny suit. (James/Hashimoto)

Logan always has to stay after practice, but tonight he finds out what the others have been up to in his absence. (OT4)

Nakatsu's not in a hurry. (Nakatsu/Ashiya)

Sanada and Nozawa need their Skating Badges; Gym Leader Kitayama stands in their way. (AU)

Taejo thinks they make a great team, after all. (Taejo/Racer X)

Zuko is just hoping that maybe the Southern Water Tribe just doesn't teach their children about civilized cultural norms. (Zuko/Sokka)

Harry is suspicious of Thomas's mojo and Murphy cleans up well. (Harry/Murphy)

Woody and Buzz are on a camping trip with Andy, just the guys and the campfire and the stars. (Woody/Buzz)

Inui gathers some interesting data. (Gen, AU)

Haruhi battles her arch-nemesis: the chocolate chip cookie. (Gen)

What Hiro saw, or if at first you don't succeed, try, try again. (Hiro, Peter/Claire)

Hiro always says that Ando has a sixth sense. (Gen)

It's PLANNING TIME. (Gen, AU)

Hiro's learning lots of new words from Charlie these days. (Hiro/Charlie)

Page just wants a little time to himself with his Kansaiben Whispers REMIX-XX. (Page/Box)

Iijima is trying very hard not to screw up his chance to be Shinji's senpai. (Iijima/Shinji)

Box-kun bonds with vermin, and Page-kun works the BL angle. (Gen)

It's too damn hot in South Park to do anything. Except play Truth or Dare. (Stan/Kyle)

Tory hasn't quite figured out what Colin has his fur all ruffled up over. Or girls, either. (Tory/Colin)

Sam does not want Dean's illicit booty. (Gen)

Colin thinks this game might not be violent enough. (Colin/Tory)

Topaz is looking for Liam-senpai. (Topaz/Liam, AU)

Tamaki doesn't seem to understand the point of Halloween. (Gen)

Shige gives Kazamatsuri some advice about love and polyphonic ring tones. (Shige/Mizuno, Kazamatsuri/Fuwa)

Onyx's stamina needs work and Jasper is basically helping out not at all. (Onyx/Jasper, AU)

Left in Jasper's care, Pearl does some fast talking. (Jasper/Pearl)

Twins. Behind a tree. (Kakeru/Wataru)

Lex is convinced that too much time in Kansas has damaged his tastes. (Lex/Clark)

Tory is supposed to wake Colin up, not take his creepy notes. (Tory/Colin)

It's not that fucked up to wake up with your hand on yourself when you're a teenager, but it's realizing that you aren't in control of it that's the problem. (Ran/Sunao)

Curt is amused. (Brian/Curt)

River brings aboard a friend, and Mal insists that he is in charge of the situation. (Gen)

Ran complains that he hasn't got a Valentine's Day present, and Yoru gives him something to whine about. (Yoru/Ran)

doot doot doot doot doot DEET doot doot doot...

A thousand hours are in your mouth/I dreamed our learning/And now its time to dream our turning out.

Another day I call and never speak/And you would say nothing's changed at all/And I can't feel much hope for anything

leave your things behind/'cause it's all going off without you/excuse me, too busy you're writing your tragedy.

And this week the trend/was to not wake up till 3pm/I took the few conscious hours that I choose to spend/and slept away the rest of them

Your famous last words started/(And they) They all know where to find me/Every word that I said, what a big mistake

It's none of my concern/Why look to me because I don't believe in fame.

Oh my god, she was beautiful/she was so beautiful that I, I had to count to ten...

All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade away again.

Ascended ones aren't allowed to interact. Not that it stops Jack.

Hephaistion's birthday present is causing some consternation in Alexander's bedroom.

What living in my house the week before my brother's graduation was like, as told through the medium of Egyptian mythology.

When full-grown, the Eyrie is intelligent, loyal, well-groomed, and helpful. As an adolescent, the Eyrie is scatterbrained, vain, and easily distracted by shiny objects.

Chia has several surprises for Masahiko.

Alexander has no idea how much Hephaistion wishes he were there instead of his letters.

Some insight into Aziraphale's earthly joys.

Just what's wrong with vanilla?

Alexander has the attention span of a tsetse fly, and Hephaistion has the oratory skill of a giraffe.

Adam is seduced into a life of petty crime.

It's totally a euphemism.

Crowley is being thwarted. He has suspicions Aziraphale is involved.

Lana has some constructive criticism for Lex.

Elisa has some news for Goliath, Brooklyn might be interested as well, and Hudson has a dim view of what this means for the rest of the clan. (Goliath/Elisa, Brooklyn/Angela)

Nostradmys is having a crisis of cute. (Gen)

On Halloween night, all Expectation want to do is go to a party, but a dozen frat boys and a sentinel later, nothing will ever be the same. (Gen)

Tommy has something important to say. (Tommy/Kimberly)