Harry Potter, Fit Right In
Remus and Hermione have had the same costume idea, with one minor difference. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Crown of Laurel
Somehow, Remus doesn't think that using a Time Turner to research Ovid is really what McGonagall had in mind by 'creative research.'
Harry Potter, Sweet Talker
George tests a new product on Fred, with pleasing results.
Harry Potter, Get Out of This House
Go back to your mama, go back to high school/Get out of this house.
Harry Potter, Asking For Trouble
Somehow Remus is to blame.
Harry Potter, Never Wank a Sleeping Weasel
Ron can sleep through anything. No, really, anything.
Harry Potter, And Then The Dark Lord Went Blam
I think the title says it all, really.
Harry Potter, Loyalty (The Going Postal Remix)
What could Oliver Wood, Weasley lover extraordinaire, possibly have to say to 'I don't know any of you anymore' Percy?
Harry Potter, Till All My Skin Was Gone (The Homes That I Have Loved Remix)
He showed the boy his tattoos, all of them, explaining what each one meant. Harry listened raptly, eyes following the lines first of childhood daring, then of adult devotion, and of prisoner suffering.
Harry Potter, Certain Expectations
Sirius visits Remus at work and is disgruntled to find he isn't the only one with this brilliant idea.
Harry Potter, Anybody Want A Peanut?
Draco does not like the way Harry and Neville are looking at him at all.
Harry Potter, Bring the Mandolin
Peter gets held up in the doorway.
Harry Potter, Panicked
James apparently missed the footnote about Animagi panicking.
Harry Potter, Put That in a Box
Sirius hates moving, and Lily isn't helping.
Harry Potter, What The Combined Forces Of Gryffindor Know About Girls
Ron needs some advice, and nothing good is forthcoming.
Harry Potter, You Don’t Send Me Flowers
Harry's got himself worked up into quite the state.
Harry Potter, Animal Magnetism
Peter's got a special trick for the ladies.
Harry Potter, What’s On Your Mind
Harry's got a little crush on an Order member, and Bill's starting to think it isn't a half-bad idea.
Harry Potter, Red Means (Don’t) Stop
James isn't the first. Or the second. Or even the third.
Harry Potter, Nothing Not Ever
Sirius doesn't keep secrets from James.
Harry Potter, Thanks, Or Whatever
Percy's bed is not as he left it.
Harry Potter, Tell Us How You Really Feel
Harry's got a startling announcement.
Harry Potter, A Boy And His Rat
Over the years, the Marauders had many pets, but Rat was special.
Harry Potter, Roommate Assistance
Neville's had a rough day. He needs to unwind.
Harry Potter, Left Out
Sirius isn't, much as he'd like to be.
Harry Potter, Two Decades and Still Debauching
Harry's found a box of his godfather's things and gets more than he bargained for.
Harry Potter, Pulling the Wool Over His Eyes
Oliver apparently needs some assistance undressing.
Harry Potter, This Charming Man
Why ponder life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
Harry Potter, Falling Into the Wrong Hands
Three generations of map-makers pass on the legacy.
Harry Potter, The Leader of this Merry Band
James has completely lost control of this entire situation.
Harry Potter, Novel Idea
McGonagall receives a disgruntling report from an AV elf.
Harry Potter, Oral Presentations
Remus doesn't mind letting Hermione's presentation run long.
Harry Potter, Just Following Orders
Molly makes demands. Remus obliges the terms of the demands, if not the spirit.
Harry Potter, Paperclips
Neville is not in the habit of carrying around OCD medication, so sex must suffice.
Harry Potter, The Famous Potter Arse
James says Remus isn't getting it.
Harry Potter, Just That Sort (The Epiphany Remix)
Lily is just that sort of girlfriend, and James is just that sort of best mate.
Harry Potter, Just Waiting
Now that Sirius is gone, Remus isn't doing much of anything, really.
Harry Potter, Nicked It
"Remus, I'm sorry I shouted at you," Lily protested in horror, "but it doesn't have anything to do with Potter! Well, it did, but not because he's not having me! Which he isn't!"
Harry Potter, I Know a Trick or Two
Sirius is a dirty boy. Bill has tricks.
Harry Potter, Traditions of the First Order
Harry and Neville ask Remus for a practical demonstration.
Harry Potter, He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Boggart
Remus is forced to do his Boggart lesson apart from the other Gryffindors, and his Boggart gives James more blackmail material than should be legal. How far will Remus go to keep Sirius from finding out what's he's most afraid of?
Harry Potter, Petal to the Metal
Harry likes Neville's romantic side.
Harry Potter, A Few Of My Favorite Things
Harry thinks there's a lot of things to love about spring.
Harry Potter, The Warm Fuzzies
Sirius and Peter spend a little quality time.
Harry Potter, Not For the Faint of Art
Seamus has been having a bit of fun at Dean's expense, involving volatile art supplies.
Harry Potter, Being Checked Twice
Remus is attempting to make a grocery list.
Harry Potter, Conjugal Visits
Sirius really isn't in a position to refuse. Azkaban and all.
Harry Potter, Full Crow Moon
The moon pulls more than tides.
Harry Potter, Being Furry Is Fucking Aces
It's just a normal full moon until Moony discovers some pretty flowers.
Harry Potter, Nobody Can Understand These Damn Directions
In which Sirius pays for saying "oh, it's just the once, Moony, I bet it'll be fine if we go without just the once."
Harry Potter, Backs to the Wall
Pretty much everybody is screwed up. Fucking ensues.
Harry Potter, There Is No Spoon
Something is up with Severus' breakfast utensil.
Harry Potter, Just Blow On It
Oliver's sustaining Quidditch-related damage, but the cure is almost worse than the condition. Percy offers medical assistance.
Harry Potter, Third Party Loyalties
Percy's been promoted, but even he can't ignore how the Minister of Magic isn't what he pretends to be, and Draco won't get the hell out of his office.
Harry Potter, Rubbed the Right Way
Parvati and Lavender polish more than crystal balls.
Harry Potter, Foolish Confessions
Remus has a demand that has dire consequence for Sirius refusing.
Harry Potter, Pajamas With Snitches On
Harry discovers something about his boyfriend too cute to let alone.
Harry Potter, Closer to Fine
Harry is going off the deep end.
Harry Potter, I’ll Be Goddabbed
Lily's put up with more than any reasonable woman should have to.
Harry Potter, Skins (The Bodies Under Siege Remix)
Sirius doesn’t believe in apologies, but it’s going to take something huge to make up for the Shack incident. Meanwhile, with his big secret revealed, Remus is creating new ones.
Harry Potter, Climbing Black Into Bed
There's only one good thing about 5 AM Astronomy.
Harry Potter, Anything For Fashion
Sirius is bored, which is never a good thing for McGonagall's shoes.
Harry Potter, Other Outlets
Cedric seems to be spying on Oliver's practice.
Harry Potter, It’s All in the Kneepads
Harry knows the sounds of Weasleys plotting when he hears it.
Harry Potter, What Do You Need Toes For Anyway?
Percy can't have an owl, but his brothers work something out.
Harry Potter, Five Points For Permanent Mental Damage
Hermione hates Draco. Hate hate hate hate hate.
Harry Potter, Strap Yourself In
You don't cuddle with Draco Malfoy. You strap yourself in and feel the gs.
Harry Potter, Flakes
Sirius likes the snow.
Harry Potter, Choke On It
There's some shouting in the locker room.
Harry Potter, Gone Straight To His Head
Sirius isn't sure how he got into his pants.
Harry Potter, Some Things Never Change
Turns out Percy's been to more Quidditch games than he thought.
Harry Potter, Sirius is Winning a Lot of Money Here Tonight
Sirius thinks Draco is pretty.
Harry Potter, Shouting Match
It was unclear which of them was more surprised.
Harry Potter, Be Impressed That I Remembered Stubby Boardman’s Name
It's all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed.
Harry Potter, Backing Up Your Threats
Remus puts his foot down with James and Sirius.
Harry Potter, First Time
It didn't turn out quite as Lily and Remus expected.
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Heartbreaker
Remus needs to talk to Lily a moment.
Harry Potter, I’m Too Old
Somehow, they got old.
Harry Potter, Lust Potion
Whether this is the worst idea ever is up for debate.
Harry Potter, And Then There’s the After-Party
Lily is the Marauders' first fangirl and also is going to murder Remus.
Harry Potter, Woke Up in the Hospital a Week Later
Oliver doesn't understand what Percy is on about when there's Quidditch to be played.
Harry Potter, Welcome to the Revolution
James asks Peter what he thinks about their girlfriends sleeping together.
Harry Potter, Painting By Numbers
Lily takes great delight in making Sirius do things the Muggle way.
Harry Potter, Last Maraudes of a Triumph
Remus just has to know.
Harry Potter, Rrrrriiiiiiip!
Hermione does not see the need for this.
Harry Potter, Housepets
Motorbikes are not pets, is Remus's opinion.
Harry Potter, Doing Your Duty as a Head Boy
This isn't Harry and Draco's fault.
Harry Potter, Gender Gap
Hermione thinks boys are for losers.
Harry Potter, Avoidance Tactics
Remus is avoiding Harry.
Harry Potter, Morning Person
James hates 7 AM Quidditch practice.
Harry Potter, With the Naked Eye
Sirius has a glitter crisis.
Harry Potter, Not Even Looking
Ginny's been noticing a lot of interesting things.
Harry Potter, Glitter Me This
Sirius asks for Remus' advice, and it's totally innocent.
Harry Potter, Lightning Has Just Struck My Brain
Things aren't quite adding up for Harry.
Harry Potter, Worthy Prey
Remus is a hunter after all.
Harry Potter, Evening the Score
After the Trick, Sirius just wants things to be even again.
Harry Potter, Swish and Lick
Harry. Neville. Wandsmut. 'nuff said.
Harry Potter, Just Spreading a Bit of Holiday Cheer
Sirius glories in causing botanical problems.
Harry Potter, I Just Can’t Take It!
Lavender's had enough.
Harry Potter, Double Entendre
Peter is noticing some striking parallels.