Harry Potter, Nicked It
"Remus, I'm sorry I shouted at you," Lily protested in horror, "but it doesn't have anything to do with Potter! Well, it did, but not because he's not having me! Which he isn't!"
"Remus, I'm sorry I shouted at you," Lily protested in horror, "but it doesn't have anything to do with Potter! Well, it did, but not because he's not having me! Which he isn't!"
Sirius is a dirty boy. Bill has tricks.
Inuyasha doesn't understand humans at all.
Harry and Neville ask Remus for a practical demonstration.
Remus is forced to do his Boggart lesson apart from the other Gryffindors, and his Boggart gives James more blackmail material than should be legal. How far will Remus go to keep Sirius from finding out what's he's most afraid of?
Harry likes Neville's romantic side.
Harry thinks there's a lot of things to love about spring.
Sirius and Peter spend a little quality time.
Seamus has been having a bit of fun at Dean's expense, involving volatile art supplies.
Remus is attempting to make a grocery list.
Sirius really isn't in a position to refuse. Azkaban and all.
The moon pulls more than tides.
It's just a normal full moon until Moony discovers some pretty flowers.
In which Sirius pays for saying "oh, it's just the once, Moony, I bet it'll be fine if we go without just the once."
Pretty much everybody is screwed up. Fucking ensues.
Something is up with Severus' breakfast utensil.
Oliver's sustaining Quidditch-related damage, but the cure is almost worse than the condition. Percy offers medical assistance.
Percy's been promoted, but even he can't ignore how the Minister of Magic isn't what he pretends to be, and Draco won't get the hell out of his office.
Parvati and Lavender polish more than crystal balls.
Remus has a demand that has dire consequence for Sirius refusing.
Harry discovers something about his boyfriend too cute to let alone.
Harry is going off the deep end.
Lily's put up with more than any reasonable woman should have to.
Sirius doesn’t believe in apologies, but it’s going to take something huge to make up for the Shack incident. Meanwhile, with his big secret revealed, Remus is creating new ones.
There's only one good thing about 5 AM Astronomy.
Sirius is bored, which is never a good thing for McGonagall's shoes.
Cedric seems to be spying on Oliver's practice.
Harry knows the sounds of Weasleys plotting when he hears it.
Percy can't have an owl, but his brothers work something out.
Hermione hates Draco. Hate hate hate hate hate.
You don't cuddle with Draco Malfoy. You strap yourself in and feel the gs.
Sirius likes the snow.
There's some shouting in the locker room.
Sirius isn't sure how he got into his pants.
Turns out Percy's been to more Quidditch games than he thought.
Sirius thinks Draco is pretty.
It was unclear which of them was more surprised.
It's all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed.
Remus puts his foot down with James and Sirius.
It didn't turn out quite as Lily and Remus expected.
Remus needs to talk to Lily a moment.
Somehow, they got old.
Whether this is the worst idea ever is up for debate.
Lily is the Marauders' first fangirl and also is going to murder Remus.
Oliver doesn't understand what Percy is on about when there's Quidditch to be played.
James asks Peter what he thinks about their girlfriends sleeping together.
Lily takes great delight in making Sirius do things the Muggle way.
Remus just has to know.
Hermione does not see the need for this.
Motorbikes are not pets, is Remus's opinion.
This isn't Harry and Draco's fault.
Hermione thinks boys are for losers.
Remus is avoiding Harry.
James hates 7 AM Quidditch practice.
Sirius has a glitter crisis.
Ginny's been noticing a lot of interesting things.
Sirius asks for Remus' advice, and it's totally innocent.
Things aren't quite adding up for Harry.
Remus is a hunter after all.
After the Trick, Sirius just wants things to be even again.
Harry. Neville. Wandsmut. 'nuff said.
Sirius glories in causing botanical problems.
Lavender's had enough.
Peter is noticing some striking parallels.
Sirius is trying desperately to make up for lost time.
Sirius has to pay his dues.
Remus hates advisor meetings, and Harry's not making things easier.
Remus Lupin isn't really sure himself what happened in those years.
Fred and George are trapped in the house and desperate for an outlet.
Remus is a bottom.
Harry and Remus find out exactly what's been going on with Draco.
Glam, glitter, guitars, and groping.
Moody doesn't appreciate the interruption.
How Death Eaters amuse themselves while waiting for the Dark Lord.
Harry always says exactly what he means.
Maybe it's the painkillers talking, but Lily is pleased with how it all turned out.
Some twin confusion.
The list of things Malfoys don't do is endless.
The latest craze sweeps Hogwarts...Snape is skeptical of its artistic value.
James can't do this. (James/Lily, Remus/Sirius)
Who's going to notice one more Memory Charm on Longbottom? (Remus/Neville)
Sex apparently brings out the philosopher in Hagrid. (Hagrid/Fudge)
Molly tells Arthur to get a new Halloween costume. (Gen)
On 10/31/81, Sirius makes a chance confession that may save them both if Remus gets his act together. (Remus/Sirius)
Harry apparently had a rough night. (Harry/Voldemort)
Harry's got a talent. (Gen)
Sirius and Harry run a parallel course. (Gen)
Draco doesn't feel very Slytherin of late. (Harry/Terry)
Peter has a close call and becomes an activist. (Gen)
Dog instincts, you know. (James/Padfoot)
Sirius has a bit of activist in him as well. (Gen)
Remus's lunch is interrupted by a Quiznos ad. (Gen)
Leaving Sirius alone is apparently not good for his health. (Remus/Sirius)
Molly finds more than she bargained for under Charlie's bed. (Gen)
Nothing seems to be getting through to Remus now that Sirius is gone again. (Gen)
Draco once stumbled upon the Room of Requirement. (Gen)
Harry doesn't understand Terry's sudden interest in photography. (Harry/Terry)
Obviously the squid would want some compensation. (Umbridge/Squid)
Lily's woken up in the course of Prefectly duties. (Gen)
James has the proof. (James/Lily)