Title: Touch Grass [Lea, Sora, Cid]
Rating/Warnings: Gen
Summary: Radiant Garden’s WiFi is down.
AN: Written for Shiritori.
Touch Grass
“Until the Bastion’s restored, the WiFi’ll be down,” Cid said, prompting a round of groans behind him.
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?” Lea asked.
“Gosh, why didn’t I think of that?” Cid rolled his eyes. “Quit your whinin’, you can last without your precious Kingstagram for an afternoon. Do you good, that junk’s made to make you feel bad about yourself anyway.”
“But my Blitzball scores!” Sora whined. “The Coconuts are three and one in the series!”
“Aw, buck up,” Lea advised, slinging an arm over Sora’s shoulders. “They always blow it in the end season anyway.”
“How dare you!” Sora gasped. “Like Blitzball is stupider than you scrolling Ven’s account for cute Chirithy posts.”
“Blitzball is stupider than everything else, and I have to cut you and Riku’s cutesy couple selfies with something.”
“Could you kids please go touch some grass?!” Cid demanded. “I can’t concentrate with all this yammering! Out!”
“Boooo,” Sora protested as Lea shoved him out the door. “Well, now what?”
