ABC-Z, Wait and See

Title: Wait and See [Hashimoto/ABC]
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for Kawai and Hasshi’s plans (which are actually the same plan)
Summary: Kawai has a genius plan for how his unit can keep themselves from being entirely illegal.
AN: Imifumei wanted Hasshi being eye candy.

Wait and See

“Johnny-sacho said I’d definitely become more popular like this,” Hashimoto reported seriously, and Totsuka and Tsukada exchanged bland expressions of horror.

“Hey, pedophiles have money too, I guess,” Kawai shrugged, and on that note, the rest of his unit turned back to the costuming woman and said that under no circumstances would they let Hashimoto go on stage in a costume made of bubble wrap.

“Honestly,” Kawai put his head down on the table, and then thunked it on the table a few more times, Hashimoto successfully distracted by a stretching contest with Tsukada. “I’m too old for this. I’m going to need blood pressure medication.”

“He’ll be legal in less than a year,” Totsuka said, and it sounded at first like he was comforting Kawai, until Totsuka said it a few more times to himself like a calming mantra.

“I’m so not going to make it,” Kawai groaned. “He keeps touching me! And getting naked in front of me! And asking me to have sex with him!”

“Oh, just give in, who are you fooling,” was Goseki’s comment, equally distracted watching Hashimoto and Tsukada’s contest. “Just relax and enjoy the view.”

“Enjoy the…” Kawai lifted his head back up with an expression of insane genius. “Gentlemen, I think I may have come across a solution that will make everybody happy, but yet keep us out of prison.”

*****

“Hasshi,” Kawai started when they had Hashimoto sitting on the edge of the hotel bed, looking up at them with curious interest, “you know how you keep asking us to do things with you?”

“Despite being woefully illegal?” Tsukada added.

“Uh-huh,” Hashimoto answered. He looked at them through his lashes, pouting. “You all get to play together all the time! I want to play too, a’course.”

“And we will,” Goseki said, making Hashimoto’s eyes light up until Totsuka added, “After one more birthday.”

“But it’s ages awaaay,” Hashimoto whined.

“So we decided,” Kawai interrupted the whine, making Hashimoto look at him in interest, “that just because we can’t touch you,”

“Yet,” put in Goseki.

“That doesn’t mean we can’t watch,” Kawai finished, looking supremely proud of himself.

“THAT’S your genius idea?” Totsuka demanded.

“Of course it is?” Kawai said, and then Hashimoto spoke up and said it sounded like a pretty good idea to him.

“I can do whatever I want?” he asked, get nods out of Kawai and Goseki, and then Tsukada as well. “And you’ll watch me? Can I watch you too?”

“WOW,” Totsuka said, but nobody listened to him, “is this the WORST idea EVER.”

“Absolutely,” Kawai said, already going for his buttons and saying that if there were no more objections no reason not to get right down to it, and then Goseki shoved Totsuka into Tsukada and against Tsukada’s mouth so that there couldn’t actually be any objections.

Hashimoto just grinned as he pulled his T-shirt over his head and reached for the button on his jeans. Once they were watching, he felt confident that it would take two or three tries, tops, before this whole ‘just watching’ thing would go right out the window.

In the meantime, Hashimoto thought as he watched Totsuka shove Tsukada down on the other bed, he could learn a lot by just watching his senpai.

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