ABC-Z, All Dressed Up
Title: All Dressed Up [Totsuka/Hashimoto]
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for Hasshi’s costume.
Summary: Hashimoto’s Halloween costume is…disastrous.
AN: Lockability wanted Goseki taking Hasshi out to buy him a costume.
All Dressed Up
“And then I said,” Kitayama waved his chopsticks for emphasis, “that if he didn’t put that goddamned bunny down right that second…Shota, are you even listening to me?”
“Mn?” Totsuka asked, his attention focused on his phone as it had been for the past several minutes.
“Shota!”
“Apologies, Hiromitsu,” Totsuka said, finally looking up and snapping his phone shut with a sigh. “Goseki-sama has taken our youngest out for a proper halloween costume, and I feel the results might be…”
“Cause for half the jimusho to go to prison?” Kitayama suggested.
“Disastrous,” Totsuka agreed solemnly. Fears expressed, Totsuka allowed Kitayama to distract him from them, or truth be told, from all thoughts that involved his unit.
At least until the next morning when he showed up for work and found Hashimoto was sporting big, fluffy wings and very little else.
“I’m cupid!” Hashimoto announced, to which Totsuka felt the only proper response was no kidding. “I’m cute, right? Cause I have to beat Sanapi and Nokkun, and Gocchi said I could definitely win this way. Tottsu thinks I’m cutest too, right?”
“The devil costume was also an option,” Goseki commented from his self-satisfied lounge across the room, “but I felt it was too revealing.”
“I like the wings,” Totsuka said generously, then covered his eyes when Hashimoto turned around to give him a better view.
Hashimoto just laughed, and then suddenly his laugh was very close, and then Totsuka felt something sharp poke him in the cheek.
“It’s my arrow,” Hashimoto informed Totsuka when his eyes flew back open, leaning in to soothe the wound with a kiss. “‘Cause I’m cupid you’ll have to fall in love with me now,” he explained seriously, “but then it’s not really your fault, yeah?”
“Good enough for me,” Totsuka murmured, tugging Hashimoto close to return the favor and to also find out if those wings really were as soft and fluffy as they looked.